An Un-epic story: The adventure of Enki and Tiny Freddie

The tavern is where all adventures begin—but not if you're a young, overconfident, loner elf. Because of her personality and past jobs, Enki is denied a lucrative contract to kill a river monster… unless she works with Freddie, a timid half-giant, in pursuit of the prize. Their partnership is tested by tentacles, the cold river, prejudice, and Enki's hot-blooded behavior. Still, the next morning, the newly-minted girlfriends deal with a different threat: Mystical powers enter the fray and are promptly discovered by the duo. How will they deal with all these challenges? Well, it truly is "An Un-Epic Story"!