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――My name is Yamada. I'm your average student who was hospitalized because of broken arms. However, I'm also suffering from a rare disease which causes "severe pain in my testicles if I don't ejaculate every three hours". There is a rumor that the hospital where I'm admitted only has "nurses with the worst personalities". This is more than just a rumor, it is a fact... As I have seen with my own eyes, such a terrifying reality. Manufacture of illegal drugs. Strong ties with criminal organizations. Undercover police investigation. Isolation ward. 6 million yen a year just for ejaculating. In this place that I don't know where various people's intentions get mixed up, I found myself sucked into a whirlpool. What is right and who is wrong? What is sin and who will punish it? Now that I have found the answers to these questions, will I be able to get out of this hospital safely...?​ [Translated and edited from Getchu]

—They call me Yamada.I'm just an ordinary student, hospitalized with two broken arms... except for my strange and incurable condition. Unfortunately, the hospital where I'm being treated has got a certain reputation. Word has it, the place is staffed exclusively with the absolute worst people ever to call themselves nurses... and if anything, the reality has turned out to be worse than the rumors. The most miserable part of it all? The nurses were only the beginning. Illicit ties to the criminal underworld? Check. Police officers infiltrating it all undercover? Check. They're quarantining me in my own ward, now. Somehow, I've found myself at the center of every ambition and ever plot, and every new force that enters the fray only seems to drag me further under. What's right in this situation, and who's wrong? What constitutes a crime, and who's going to punish it? Will I ever be able to find the answers? And even if I do—do I have any hope of leaving this hospital alive...?