Off the Cuff

Oh no! You are Criminal Mastermind Exit, and you've been captured by your sadistic arch-enemy, DRT. He's got you all locked up and is aiming to work out all of his pent-up stress and cool, methodical anger on you. You are just, like, quivering in your boots. Oh no. Play through 23,000 torturous words and seven sexy endings. Choose the right conversation options to trick your arch-nemesis into paving the way for your escape, and wreck his day by being way, way kinkier than he can handle. Shouldn't be too hard. You're exceptionally clever, and, when it comes to this sort of thing, more kinky than he is. ...probably?