Praise Be Evangeline

Once upon a time, in a kingdom weary of war and hunger, there was a little girl who dreamed of becoming a Saintess. For a hundred years, the holy seat sat empty. Then, at last, the light chose her. She walks among the suffering and lifts their grief away with her own two hands. Villages that once wept now greet her with smiles. Clerics bless her name in the halls, and even the far eastern provinces have heard of her miracles. And, oh, of course. every Saintess needs a knight. Someone who swears his whole life to her, which is rather more than the oath asks for. He guards her door through the night and counts her every breath, so that not a single one goes missing. Isn't that so very romantic? Together they will travel the kingdom, soul by soul, until there is not a tear left to fall. Surely that is the happiest ending of all!