Sleeping Politicians

It is the year 2065. The Glorious Unification of South America has ascended Brazil to its rightful status as a moral compass for the civilized world, the only bastion of glory and righteousness opposed to the Chinese Devil. The efforts of the Great Brazilian People to provide help and nourishment to the less fortunate nations of the Americas, from the lethargic Frenchadians of the pathetic North to the ignorant plebeians of Argentinas Antarcticas, have managed to sustain the delicate eco-social balance of the American mega-continent. Now, the Oriental Dragon seems to be an enemy in a distant land, and the proud nation of Brazil can withstand any blow. Our tale talks about one such blow to the Mighty Brazil, a blow that came from an unexpected place - a backwater city in a backwater country in a backwater region of the disfigured corpse of Europa. You are a secret agent of dubious strengths sent undercover to the Central Dalmatian Republic's capitol city, Split, to investigate suspicious activities that may or may not interest Brazil's top brass. To complicate things further, your old mentor Sampaio is back from self-imposed exile as your mission consultant with no immediate explanation for his sudden appearance. Little does anyone know great events are about to occur in this tourist mecca...