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Summary:

Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"

Storyline:

A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"

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Ratings:

IGDB

7.1

HowLongToBeat

7.1

HowLongToBeat:

Main story
1h
Main + extra
1h
Completionist
1½h

Achievements:

Steam
8

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Details

Companies:

David Szymanski

Game modes:

Single player

Themes:

Action, Horror

Game engines:

Unity

Languages:

English

Age ratings:

PEGI: 12, ESRB: T, ACB: M

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Release dates

Sep 11, 2023: Unknown platform (Worldwide)

Feb 22, 2024: Unknown platform (Worldwide)

Oct 16, 2025: Unknown platform (Worldwide)