The Kinky Kitsune and The Tantalizing Tanuki

Age: Forties Lifestyle: Obese, depressed, and exhausted Employment: Wageslave Marital status: Recently divorced Realization: Hard work and self-control both suck All of the above factors lead Kouta Urabe to leave his lucrative job at the company his ex-wife’s family owns. Once they learn about her affair, they offer Kouta not only a considerably hefty bonus for his many years of work, but also settlement money to make up for her shameless infidelity. With his newfound fortunes in hand, Kouta pledges to begin his life anew. His deceased grandfather had owned a dilapidated, practically abandoned house out in the boonies, which Kouta sees as the perfect opportunity to fix the place up and settle down in the countryside. Beside his new home is a small shrine. And while the house's upkeep has been neglected for some time, the shrine has been maintained remarkably well thanks to Kouta's parents. A miniature archway stands in front, flanked by two even smaller, moss-covered statues, representing goddesses of harvest. Kouta can't even remember a single time he's visited this shrine before, but from now on he'd be its caretaker. "It's in pretty great shape considering how little my parents tended to it," Kouta muses to himself out loud, and to his surprise, someone responds. "I take good care of it if I do say so myself." Suddenly appearing before him is a woman with silver hair, bronze skin, short in stature, but plump in proportions, with fuzzy ears, a fluffy tail, and dressed--at least somewhat--like a shrine maiden. This is how the two meet for the first time. Her name is Onatsu, a kitsune who's resided in the shrine beside Kouta's grandfather's house for generations. She shares this shrine with her tanuki companion, Otama. So begins Kouta's new life with a kinky kitsune and tantalizing tanuki as his neighbors!