Two Straws: Cruisin' for a Connection

This was supposed to be just lunch (Seriously) Another long day at the office and the only thing I look forward to is eating lunch at the cafeteria, but guess what? It's closed for cleaning and I missed the email update about it (I have it silenced but not my problem). Then I thought, maybe I'll grab a snack at the vending machine, but guess what? It ate my dollar and broke down. Just my luck right? Fine. Guess I'll eat out for once... A coworker suggested this place to eat lunch, couldn't find anything on the maps so I aimlessly wandered until I found it. THE DINER in big neon red signage, this must be the place Dave mentioned. Looks like I'll have my lunch here then...now which waitress should I call to take my order? AND HOW DID MY LUNCH BREAK TURN INTO ROMANCE!?