Where the White Doves Rest: Happy Hour

Welcome to Alley Cat, your (drunken) home away from home. You had hoped to drown the stress of work and bore the bartender to tears, but it seems someone's taken up your favorite seat. The (to be frank, handsome) man responsible promises to make up for the inconvenience if you humor him and answer a few questions correctly. It shouldn't be too hard, should it?