You're Just a 3rd Wheeler!

So, picture this: I’m Meyrin Wheeler Bridegard the 3rd, future legendary witch, effortlessly orchestrating a flawless magical house-cleaning symphony. Brooms dance, dust vanishes, and dishes scrub themselves—all thanks to my superior spellwork. Efficiency! Elegance! Zero effort on my part! And then, like a thunderstorm with opinions, Father storms in, completely ignoring my domestic genius. “Meyrin Wheeler Bridegard the 3rd! You will enter the Annual Potion Masters’ Competition and WIN—or forever shame this family!” No pressure, right? Well, either way, I need the legendary Mermaid Tear to win this competition! To make things worse (or better, depending on your love for chaos), he ropes in my perfect big brother, Xinra, to babysit me. Then, to add spice, he hires Leonidas Silverheart, a holy knight-monk who’s so calm it’s almost unnatural, and my mom hires Angelo Valmont, a quiet, broody sniper who solves problems with violence. The result? A traveling circus of chaos, with me as the ringleader. Things escalate quickly. Will I prove I’m the best witch ever, keep my bodyguards’ patience from hitting zero, and survive my own chaos? You’ll just have to play to find out! Spoiler: It’s fabulous.